TL;DR Specify your webapp’s monitoring in a plain text file that your monitoring provider reads at http://yoursite.tld/monitors.txt to setup your monitors
I'm recycling a lot of hacker news today, but for some reason it's good today. Must be a full moon or something.
The BDD style specification sure beats sendmail.cf! (Not that those two are related in anyway.. hmm.. Maybe sendmail.cf should switch to a BDD style. if mail is sent to "andrew" it should be delivered to "john" as well.)